First you had trouble getting out of bed
You had a stiff neck
Your new diet really doesn't seem to be working out
You pulled a muscle when you tried to exercise
You keep losing things
You got caught in the rain at lunchtime
Then the lunch you had didn't seem to agree with you
You feel trapped
Uninvited guests showed up at dinnertime
On top of that you think you're coming down with the flu
Sounds to me like you need a friend to give you a back massage
